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Prince Andrew

Andrew is the only man to lose a royal title and an entire physiological function in one go. After trading his medals for a frequent flyer pass to Epstein’s island, he discovered that "Prince" doesn't translate to "Immune." Now he’s just a commoner with a basement full of teddy bears and an alibi thinner than his remaining hair.

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