TOP 10 ASSHOLES

Week of March 1, 2026

The Breakdown

1
Benjamin Netanyahu
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Made the war in Iran happen, then ran to Germany once bombs started falling. This is after felling over 90% of Gaza and keeping the West Bank under oppression for the last 2 decades.

2
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

Politics

Don definitely had sex with underage girls... and started bombing Iran to try and hide the scandal.

3
Jeffrey Epstein

The more documents come out, the clearer it becomes that Uncle Jeff is a depraved bastard and probably one of the greatest social operators of all time.

5
Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth

Politics

NEW

Oversaw the entrance of the US into a war. Declared Anthropic a Supply chain risk because Anthropic didn't want their tech being used for domestic surveillance or lethal force.

9
JD Vance
JD Vance

Politics

NEW

Blindly supports the president and commented on the forever wars, insisting that previous presidents were stupid compared to Trump.