★ Pre-Order Now — Ships April 1
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Every sh*thead you can think of — cards. Your friends are going to lose it. Get them all and start your collection with Series 1 First Editions before these bastards do something even worse.
Pre-order now · Ships April 1, 2026
✦ 350gsm Premium Card Stock|✦ UV Gloss Coating|✦ Individually Numbered|✦ Limited First Edition Print Run|✦ Ships April 1, 2026
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Ships April 1, 2026 — Limited First Edition
PRE-ORDERBooster Pack
$12.99/ pack
- ✦ 10 randomly assorted cards
- ✦ Chance at rare & super-rare pulls
- ✦ First Edition Series 1
🪙 Pay with Griftr Coin (GFTR)
PRE-ORDERCollector Box
$100/ boxSave $30
- ✦ 10 booster packs (100 cards)
- ✦ Guaranteed rare in every box
- ✦ Ships April 1, 2026
🪙 Pay with Griftr Coin (GFTR)
ADD-ONCard Sleeves
$5.99/ pack of 50
- ✦ Standard trading card size
- ✦ Crystal clear, acid-free
- ✦ Protect your First Editions
Ships with your cards
WHAT'S INSIDE?
Sample pulls from Series 1
Official Cryptocurrency
GRIFTR COIN
GFTR / ETH
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Likelihood of Rug Pull
5%
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