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Kash Patel

Kash Patel is less a dedicated civil servant and more a human wrecking ball disguised in a suit. He treated the Pentagon like a personal loyalty check, confusing "classified intelligence" with "show-and-tell" material for late-night talk shows. If efficiency was a crime, he’d be acquitted—permanently.

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