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Peter Thiel built PayPal, funded Facebook, then decided surveillance capitalism wasn't dystopian enough. Co-founded Palantir to sell data-mining tools to the anyone with a budget and flexible ethics. Bought bunker in New Zealand in case of the apocalypse. The future he's funding isn't one you're invited to.
Sam Altman sold humanity a "safer AI" subscription while actively trading his board's trust for Microsoft’s cash. He’s the only CEO who treats corporate governance like a speed-run glitch. Between the bizarre lawsuit from his own sister and the sewage backing up into his $27M mansion, his personal life is just as chaotic as his business ethics.
Steve Jobs: dropout builds Apple empire then screws original team out of millions. Jets for him, suicide nets for iPhone makers. Tax dodger preaches peace from his mansion throne.
Kid who built VR headsets from eBay junk and skateboard helmets in his trailer. He then sold to Facebook for $2 billion and became a billionaire at 21. Now builds killer drones with Peter Thiel's money while living in a fake castle and dressing like everyone's divorced uncle at a luau.
Zuckerberg coded Facebook to connect us, but instead got us addicted to digital crack. His products are responsible for that crappy widget you bought off an instagram ad. Now a multi trillion dollar company, Meta is trying to take over VR and AI so they can put ads directly in front of you all day. Tech savior? Nah.
Larry Ellison has a 454 foot yacht and a few hundred billion in the bank. He calls for mass surveillance so; "Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we're constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on."
The egghead who swapped philosophy books for spy software. CIA cash built his $400 billion business empire tracking immigrants and bombing kids. He used to blast Trump but now cashes those juicy Pentagon checks—classic grifter move.
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