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Sam Altman

Sam Altman sold humanity a "safer AI" subscription while actively trading his board's trust for Microsoft’s cash. He’s the only CEO who treats corporate governance like a speed-run glitch. Between the bizarre lawsuit from his own sister and the sewage backing up into his $27M mansion, his personal life is just as chaotic as his business ethics.

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