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Mark Zuckerberg

Zuckerberg coded Facebook to connect us, but instead got us addicted to digital crack. His products are responsible for that crappy widget you bought off an instagram ad. Now a multi trillion dollar company, Meta is trying to take over VR and AI so they can put ads directly in front of you all day. Tech savior? Nah.

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