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Bondi's Bondage

By Moshi

Bondi's Bondage

Pam Bondi likes Bondage, it's clear she's a masochist and that's great!

Everyone has a kink. We celebrate weirdness here at Griftr. There is however a point where different turns to uncomfortable which then becomes criminal.

Pam Bondi likes Bondage, it's clear she's a masochist and that's great! Who hasn't played with chains, handcuffs and a bit of rough play, as long as it's consensual... who cares.

You know what's weird?

Defending the ring of pedophiles, who happen to be running the country right now.

Bondi testified in front of the House Judiciary Committee today. Behind her sat several of Epstein's victims whose names were not protected in the release of the files. Which she refused to apologize for. However, Bondi's DoJ made sure to protect the names of the perpetrators (kid fuckers) like Donald Trump, Les Wexner, Bill Clinton and all of the other names conspiracy theorists have been going on about for decades.

At one point she decided that she wanted to get off on embarrassing herself. She went on about how the Trump Administration was the most transparent presidency ever, she started screaming about how strong the stock market has been, and accused representatives of diverse types of bullshit.

At one point Ted Lieu baited her into a lie and pointed out that she had lied under oath. This is supposed to be our nation's top lawyer. She got caught out looking like a idiot more times than one can count. Both sides of the aisle have now begun calling for her resignation.

Bondi is tied up in all kinds of shit. Now why is she doing this? Who is she defending? The poor? The disenfranchised?

Billionaires who have sex with kids. Let that sink in.

The United States can do better.

Also fun to remember. Nixon didn't go to jail for Watergate... but his AG did.

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