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Ghislaine Maxwell

Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of Mossad/KGB/CIA/MI6 agent Robert Maxwell, traded her dad's grift for Epstein's underage trafficking gig. She hooked up Clinton and Andrew with teen victims while pocketing $30 million. Now she rots in prison.

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