Tulsi Gabbard

Tulsi Gabbard’s résumé looks like a Russian mad-lib. She went from “progressive darling” to Moscow’s favorite “useful idiot,” parroting biolab myths like she’s reading from a Kremlin teleprompter. As DNI, she’s not leading intelligence; she’s just an unencrypted file transfer for Putin. Aloha to your security clearance, Comrade.