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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

AOC slays as bartender who is beating the man. Then she went to the Met Gala in a "Tax the Rich" gown at a ball full of billionaires. Unemployment flubs and PAC grift seal the roast: socialist star or power griftr?

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