Pam Bondi

Pam Bondi’s masterclass in political glazing at her congressional deposition was pathetic. She traded her spine for a permanent spot at the foot of the throne, dodging Epstein file questions by shouting Trump’s poll numbers. She redacted predators to protect the elite while outing survivors, proving she’s not the nation’s top cop—just a glorified PR agent in a blazer protecting pedos. Pure swamp.