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Monday, February 9, 2026

Puerto Rican Youth Engrages Angry New Yorker

By Moshi

Puerto Rican Youth Engrages Angry New Yorker

There is nothing more American than pretty girls shaking their asses.

Last night we saw a Puerto Rican kid bring an old New York slum lord to the edge of his patience. He danced on his truck and didn't pay his rent on time. And you know nothing pisses ol' Donnie Boy off more than a late rent payment

Trump advocated selling Puerto Rico years ago, and completely abandoned it during Hurricane Maria in 2017. The kid Bad Bunny

I know... every bone in my body wants to hate Bad Bunny. But the guy put on a show.

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Bad Bunny put on a wild performance and showed why his tours consistently gross hundreds of millions. You'd think the Don would respect that. Instead, he called it an "affront to American Culture," and a "slap in the face to our country." Eh maybe the music wasn't for you, but there is nothing more American than pretty girls shaking their asses.

Also the US has about 50 million Spanish speakers and no official language so get fucked with your claims of no one understads. Your boy Moshi is on the hunt for love that only a big booty latina can provide.

You know what is a slap in the face to american culture? Having sex with kids. Trying to undermine our democracy. Fraud (wait here at griftr we celebrate fraud).

p.s. in case you missed it Pedro Pascal's greasy ass somehow ended up in the production. The guy is on a generational run

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