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Ronald Reagan

Reagan the actor snitched on commies, then fired unions and convinced kids ketchup is a veggie. He cut taxes on the rich, tripled debt, and sold arms to Iran for Contra cash, while making decisions based on star signs. He smiled through AIDS deaths and nuke jokes—hero to the suits, villain to the people.

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