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Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong beat cancer, then cheated cycling out of seven Tour de Frances with PEDs and lies. He sued truth-tellers, milked his Livestrong foundation for hero status, and paid over $100 million to settle. He made some slick investments so hes still rich rich, proving cheaters always land on their feet.

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