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JK Rowling

J.K. Rowling wrote her way off welfare, sold 600 million books, then decided her real calling was tweeting about trans people 100+ times a year. Donated so much she lost billionaire status—then made it back. Gave a million pounds to stop Scottish independence while living in Scotland. Wrote a book about love conquering evil, and chose beef.

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